Limericks by Mr. Bobby

There once was a man named Tittle.

Had a talented dog named Diddle.

From all over town,

the people came 'round

to watch Tittle's Diddle play fiddle.

 

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We once had a pink and green cat,

who thought he could capture a rat.

He chased one one day,

but the rat got away.

Guess the rat showed the cat how to scat!

 

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I once had a teacher named Skip,

who they said was as smart as a whip.

I asked him one day,

but he didn't say,

"Do brown cows give chocolate milk?"

 

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There once was a farmer named Pate,

who had a cow that could skate.

She had a bad spill,

and rolled down a hill.

And that's how you make a milkshake!