Would You Like to Be a Bullfrog?

Would you like to be a bullfrog,
or a spotted polliwog?
Or be a striped lizard,
sunning on a log?

Would you like to be a dolphin,
splashing through the sea?
Or be a sleepy 'possum,
Hanging from a tree?

Would you like to be a lion,
and be the jungle's king?
Or just a pretty bluebird,
with a happy song to sing?

Would you like to be a wise old owl,
and stay out every night?
Or be a pudgy panda bear,
all dressed in black and white?

I want to be just a kid,
so I can laugh and cry.
Because God made me just a kid.
And that's the reason why.

What If?

If I eat a bag of popcorn, will I pop?

If I eat a roasted hotdog,

will it make me run and bark?

Will a slice of watermelon

make me wet from head to toe?

Will a crunchy cherry snow cone

make icicles on my nose?

If I eat a bowl of Jello

will I jiggle when I walk?

And will some Snickers candy

make me giggle when I talk?

Will a bowl of chocolate ice cream

make me shiver through and through?

Will blueberries on my cereal

make my little toes turn blue?

Yew!!!!!!

Goofy Words

Flubdubbery is a goofy word.

Degoop is one I've never heard.

Spell wibblescritch if you choose.

But the goofiest of all is goozywooz.

Bonkerbash sures makes me smile.

Just say kebabble for a while.

Schplittenslod is hard to say.

To spell hexmangulate takes all day.

Have you ever heard the zeebie word,

or learned to say boosicleferb?

Bet you can't spell makwirtsenberg,

bejeckle, spoink, or cheedleblurb.

Think I'll just forget these goofy words!!!